Things I Wish I Had on DVD

Dearest Santa:


I wish I wish I wish I had the following on DVD.

1. The Carpenters' Christmas Specials. Look at this still from their 1978 "Christmas Portrait" ABC special. What on earth is Karen cooking? And who was going to eat it? I can make the jokes. You can't.

2. Scooby Doo Meets Mama Cass (1970). I don't think any more needs to be said that this photo can't say itself. Do you know how badly I need this?








3. Solid Gold: The Complete Series. Frankly, it's a crime that one can buy Wonder Bloody Woman on DVD and not Darcel and the rest of the Solid Gold Dancers, along with Marilyn McCoo and Andy Gibb (I loved it when he called her "Sheener Easton") and later Dionne Warwick. It's a crime, I tell ya. Get someone on the horn!